The Rats
♀ Does
Betty
As a member of the Bureau, I spend most of my time seeking simple answers to difficult questions. In the pursuit of Laura’s killer, I have employed Bureau guidelines, deductive technique, Tibetan method, instinct, and luck.
| Name: | The Tibetan Method |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 28th April 2022 |
| Variety: | Black |
| Source: | Arecales |
| Likes: | Treats, people, being first at the door during dinner time |
| Dislikes: | Belly touch |
Laura
Laura had secrets and around those secrets she built the fortress that, well that in my six months with her, I was not able to penetrate and for which I consider myself an abject failure.
| Name: | Laura Palmer |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 23rd November 2022 |
| Variety: | Black |
| Source: | Lovecraft |
| Likes: | Digging, eating |
| Dislikes: | Being picked up when she is playing |
Maddy
I saw you yesterday at the funeral. My name’s Madeleine Ferguson. Laura was my cousin.
| Name: | Madeleine Ferguson |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 23rd November 2022 |
| Variety: | Black Dumbo |
| Source: | Lovecraft |
| Likes: | Running on the wheel, pretending she is just like the older girls |
| Dislikes: | No more free roam |
Donna
I wanted so much to be like you, Laura.
| Name: | Donna Hayward |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 1st March 2023 |
| Variety: | Black |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
Diane
Diane, 11.30am February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.
| Name: | Diane Evans |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 1st March 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Dumbo |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
Raven
The common raven is a big black bird, a member of the crow family. It is massive, bigger than a buzzard.
| Name: | Raven |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 11th October 2023 |
| Variety: | Black |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
Rook
The rook is a social bird which nests in colonies, known as rookeries. It can be distinguished other members of the crow family by its pale, dagger-shaped bill and its area of bare, grey-white skin at the base of its bill.
| Name: | Rook |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 11th October 2023 |
| Variety: | Black |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
Crow
The all-black carrion crow is one of the cleverest, most adaptable of our birds. It is often quite fearless, although it can be wary of man.
| Name: | Crow |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 9th November 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Dumbo Rex |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
Magpie
With its noisy chattering, black-and-white plumage and long tail, there’s nothing else quite like the Magpie in the UK.
| Name: | Magpie/Maggie |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 9th November 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Rex |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
♂ Bucks
BAM
Pete Martell: [Pouring coffee] Mr. Cooper, how do you take it?
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Black as midnight on a moonless night.
Pete Martell: Pretty black.
| Name: | Black As Midnight |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 28th April 2022 |
| Variety: | Black |
| Source: | Arecales |
| Likes: | Playing rough |
| Dislikes: | Not being in the hammock |
Dougie
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Sheriff, what kind of fantastic trees have you got growing around here? Big, majestic.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Douglas firs.
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper : Douglas firs…
| Name: | Douglas Fir |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 1st March 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Dumbo |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | Food, sleeping |
| Dislikes: | Being picked up |
RR
This diner, and its extraordinarily good coffee and pie, has become, I admit, something of an obsession for me.
| Name: | Double R |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 1st March 2023 |
| Variety: | Black |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | Pasta |
| Dislikes: | Mint |
Windom
Windom Earle’s mind is like a diamond. It’s cold, and hard, and brilliant..
| Name: | Windom Curl |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 25th April 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Rex |
| Source: | Ellfin Rats |
| Likes: | People, dinner time |
| Dislikes: | Being put on a diet |
James
James was always cool…
| Name: | James Curly |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 25th April 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Rex |
| Source: | Ellfin Rats |
| Likes: | People, stealing food from my hands |
| Dislikes: | Exercise |
Jackdaw
A small grey-headed crow that typically nests in tall buildings and chimneys, noted for its inquisitiveness.
| Name: | Jackdaw |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 9th November 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Dumbo Rex |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
Jay
A jay is a member of a number of species of medium-sized, usually colorful and noisy, passerine birds in the crow family, Corvidae.
| Name: | Jay |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 9th November 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Dumbo Rex |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
Blackbird
A much-loved garden bird, the blackbird is famous for its harmonious song.
| Name: | Blackbird |
|---|---|
| DOB: | 9th November 2023 |
| Variety: | Black Dumbo |
| Source: | Twin Squeaks |
| Likes: | |
| Dislikes: |
Pets
Titch
| Name: | Titch (formally Twix) |
|---|---|
| DOB: | Unknown |
| Variety: | Black Irish |
| Source: | Rescue (Jolley’s pet shop) |
| Likes: | Climbing, playing, running |
| Dislikes: | Being picked up |
🌟In Memory
Rufus - Blaze - Damian - Ed - Otis - Salem - Homer - Cooper - Felix - Pinky - Bubble - Seymour - Francis - Gus - Bandit - Natsu - Beau - Buttons - Lady - Erik - Poe - Perky - Theo